Blood type: $$$
forcing yourself to not be jealous over something
US foreign policy summed up by Spongebob
There isn’t much that is more awkward than accidentally typing at the same time as someone else on an instant messenger.
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
— Jerry Seinfeld
in 3rd grade this kid i hated told me to watch over his webkinz account while he was on vacation so i got on and bought like 600 hundred cupcakes to waste all of his money and when he found out he started crying but i think that showed him that im a bad bitch not to be messed with
that’s for babies.
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY WHEN THERES A CUTE GIRL ON SKYPE