ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

rickybrugal:

my future

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

snuggalo:

forcing yourself to not be jealous over something

personofcolour:

US foreign policy summed up by Spongebob

espeons:

There isn’t much that is more awkward than accidentally typing at the same time as someone else on an instant messenger.

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

theskaboss:

“YEUH!”

— Jerry Seinfeld

thegoatking:

in 3rd grade this kid i hated told me to watch over his webkinz account while he was on vacation so i got on and bought like 600 hundred cupcakes to waste all of his money and when he found out he started crying but i think that showed him that im a bad bitch not to be messed with

getoutoftherecat:

that’s for babies.

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

claydols:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY WHEN THERES A CUTE GIRL ON SKYPE